Due to numerous confused souls asking for help on the matter I am releasing my latest guide.
The Eaglezor Translator for Newbs
Just search for for the word you have trouble understanding in these forums with (Ctrl+F starts FIND) and find the translation next to it...
Example of usagetranslator wrote:eather - either
aming - aiming
cdan - can
kepp - keep
amg - and
ny - my
exaduration - exaggeration
hw - he
fogoten - forgotten
fame - game
al avalable - all available
see - seen
iraticly - erradically
suppost - supposed
reson - reason
screnny - screenie
camra - camera
infatct - infact
wached - watched
vert funny - very funny
doues - does
all ways - always
intresting - interesting
persanly - personally
problame - problem
GOG DAM IT - GOD DAMN IT
canceled - cancelled
famusly - famously
controler - controller
appropreate - appropriatel
relay - replay
repay - replay
wif - when
compertition - competition
cheata - Chesta
cruse - cruise
dident - didn't
compained complained
recanisge - recognise
saine - sane
brobs - ?
I recanisged cheata's problame amg eather a screnny or repay cdan all ways expain the reson. Hws controler infatct douesnt do what its suppost to wif Hw is crusing. Hw compained to mw amg persanly I thought it was vert funny. HIs fame was al iratic I might be exadurating, but GOG DAM IT it, wif hw did that hw wasnt aming at hm. STOP compaining !!! uv got brobs.
Example translated
I recognised Chesta's problem and either a screenie or replay can always explain the reason. His controller infact doesn't do what it is supposed to do when he is cruising. He complained to me and personally, I thought it was very funny. His game was all erratic. I might be exaggerating but GOD DAMN IT, when he did that, he wasn't aiming at him. STOP complaining! You have b0Obs.
End result when used in real life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCDXWjFbz2U
(I hope this works better than shouting at him to install spell check and I got a laugh anyway)
Eagle, SeanNZ has managed to stopped compulsive lol'ing. Can you make an effort and spell check a bit or install one in your Firefox at least? ty.
All insulting posts herin will be deleted and the user warned.