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the six best smart *bad language reported* answers
these are the 6 best smart *bad language reported* answers, i think that #5 and #1 are the best
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in
front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not
your stub."
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck
under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his
hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
Or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-*bad language reported* guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in
front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not
your stub."
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck
under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his
hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."
SMART *bad language reported* ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
Or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-*bad language reported* guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
shakes her head and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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Re: the six best smart *bad language reported* answers
number 4 was my fav
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numbers one is definately the best lol, does anyone know of anymore good smart *bad language reported* answers?
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I have none - but those made me laugh - maybe we should add some come-backs into this thread - the 6/10 best come-backs
for anyone who doestn know what a coem back is its when someone insults you and you say sumet back so there insult back fires kind of thing - all fo you shoudl know what a come back is but yeah ah 20/20 cricket on - ruby ruby ruby ahhhhhahwahahhhhh (i think :S)
for anyone who doestn know what a coem back is its when someone insults you and you say sumet back so there insult back fires kind of thing - all fo you shoudl know what a come back is but yeah ah 20/20 cricket on - ruby ruby ruby ahhhhhahwahahhhhh (i think :S)
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Re: the six best smart *bad language reported* answers
yeah that is a good one :)
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lol @ 1
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Re: the six best smart *bad language reported* answers
I thought of a kinda simple one today.
A teenager went out for dinner with friends
After dinner they decide to mess around a bit before going home
When he finally gets home it is very late (around 11pm)
When he walks through the front door, his mom is there waiting for him.
She asks "Do you know what time it is?!"
He responds "yeah, time for you to get me a watch"
A teenager went out for dinner with friends
After dinner they decide to mess around a bit before going home
When he finally gets home it is very late (around 11pm)
When he walks through the front door, his mom is there waiting for him.
She asks "Do you know what time it is?!"
He responds "yeah, time for you to get me a watch"
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A family were driving in their car on a day trip out in London. Two kids in the back and the mother and father in the front.
One child says he needs to go to the toilet and he can't hold it in much longer but they are no where near anywhere where he could go to the toilet. He says he can hold it in but in the end he just pees on the seat. The mother gets furious and shouts at the boy, and the father quietly says to the mother "Why do kids in the backseat always make accidents?"
And the kid heard his father and replied "No! kids in the back seat don't make accidents! Accidents in the back seat make kids!"
erm...... I heard this somewhere but i think i kinda go it wrong.....it wasn't really meant to be in a storyline so i made that up.....
One child says he needs to go to the toilet and he can't hold it in much longer but they are no where near anywhere where he could go to the toilet. He says he can hold it in but in the end he just pees on the seat. The mother gets furious and shouts at the boy, and the father quietly says to the mother "Why do kids in the backseat always make accidents?"
And the kid heard his father and replied "No! kids in the back seat don't make accidents! Accidents in the back seat make kids!"
erm...... I heard this somewhere but i think i kinda go it wrong.....it wasn't really meant to be in a storyline so i made that up.....
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Lol that's really good.theaidanator wrote:A family were driving in their car on a day trip out in London. Two kids in the back and the mother and father in the front.
One child says he needs to go to the toilet and he can't hold it in much longer but they are no where near anywhere where he could go to the toilet. He says he can hold it in but in the end he just pees on the seat. The mother gets furious and shouts at the boy, and the father quietly says to the mother "Why do kids in the backseat always make accidents?"
And the kid heard his father and replied "No! kids in the back seat don't make accidents! Accidents in the back seat make kids!"
erm...... I heard this somewhere but i think i kinda go it wrong.....it wasn't really meant to be in a storyline so i made that up.....
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Thats awesome, both the ones from skstibi and theaidanator
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